Why I’d like to have Julius Malema as a client.
The Youth Leader we all love to hate is most probably the most talked about person in South Africa yet he’s still not Capitalising (sorry for the choice of word Julius) on all the publicity.
A Google search on his name has returned 2,430,000 (2.43 Million)results and www.juliusmalema.co.za does nothing in terms of self promotion or advertisement, the income potential of monetising this site could possibly pay for all his legal fees and then some. For all the SEO’s out there his site already has a Pagerank of 3 with no optimisation at all!
All internet marketers know that content is king and there’s definitely no shortage of that where Julius is concerned, quotes of the day alone could exhaust your hosts servers space and with 991 you tube videos I would never need to look for content again.
Every local and international newspaper would subscribe to the RSS newsfeed and advertisers would be clamouring to get a piece of the action, wouldn’t you love to turn away Mercedes Benz and Moet & Chandon because Land Rover and Gucci have taken all your banner space.
That’s besides all the local tenderpreneurs vying for Julius’s friendship, all willing to pay more than triple the going rate just to be associated with “South Africa’s future President”.
In saying that I had better register www.juliusmalemapresident.co.za just in case to cover all my bases and while I cannot close Facebook for the ANCYL I can maybe help take down all those fake accounts and groups for them.
I could design a dislike button which should prove quite popular and we can definitely make a dent in the unemployment rate by getting a hundred or so youth league members to reply to all the comments and posts.
The web design will be really simple but if I do battle I’d like to spend a week or two at Cape Town’s One & Only Luxury Resort to ensure the creative juices keep flowing, I would never complain about anybody wasting my tax money again…Promise
There will as always be a few challenges, constant spam (hate mail for normal folks) and hacking/DOS would be my greatest worries.
Uh cancel that… maybe I wouldn’t even get paid (the annual fee for his website is still outstanding) if I’m to believe media reports that he hates settling his bills, but hey I’m a risk taker and if he’s President I won’t quibble over a couple of Rands.
I am however a jack of all trades so I’m certain I am able to run a mine or two if it comes my way, so Julius Malema if you come across this article I’m offering my services for a 50/50 profit share.